FAQ's
Where is your cursed stuff made?
US Orders
We print our shirts right here in the USA because supporting local businesses feels less cursed than most things we do. Our printers are in Florida and Texas, which means your shirt gets made by people who probably understand your specific regional disasters (hurricanes, heat waves, existential dread—you know, the usual).
Do you ship internationally?
For our cursed friends around the globe: we've partnered with printers worldwide so your order doesn't spend three months lost in customs experiencing its own personal nightmare. We want you to get your adorable doom as quickly as cosmically possible, no matter where you're surviving.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes! Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with all the details you need to follow your package's journey to your doorstep.
Your tracking number and link will be right there in the email. No need to wonder where your cursed goodies are—we've got you covered.
What materials are your products made of?
We use high-quality, comfortable materials because if you're going to wear your existential dread on your chest, it should at least feel good. Soft enough for your depression hoodie rotation, durable enough to survive multiple laundry cycles when you finally get around to doing them.
Exact materials vary by item (some are cotton blends, some are tri-blends, etc.), but you'll find all the specifics on each product page. We keep it gentle on skin because you've got enough irritation in your life already.